Rent for Apartment

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed
to spend the night with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before
he left, he told her that he
did not have any cash with him, but he
would have his secretary write a
cheque and mail it to her, calling
the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."



On the way to the office, he regretted what he had
done, realizing that the whole event had not
been worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque for $250 and
enclose the following typed note:



"Dear Madam,<BR>
Enclosed find a cheque for
$250 for rent of your apartment. I am not
sending the amount agreed
upon, because when I rented the place, I was
under the impression
that:



#1 - it had never been occupied;<BR>
#2 - there
was plenty of heat; and<BR>
#3 - it was small enough to make me feel cosy
and at home.



However, I found out that:



#1 - it had been previously occupied,
#2 - there
wasn't any heat, and
#3 - it was entirely too large."



Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately
returned the cheque for $250 with the following
note:



" Dear Sir,



#1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a
beautiful apartment to
remain unoccupied indefinitely.<BR>
#2 - As
for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it
on.<BR>
#3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular
size, but if
you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do
not blame the
management.



Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to
contact your present
landlady