Register 5

A man was in a long line at the grocery store. As he got to the register
he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl
if she could have some brought up to the register.
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She asked," What size condoms?" The customer replied that he didn't
know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did, she reached over the counter,
grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom,"One box of large
condoms, Register 5."

The next man in line thought this was interesting and was up for a cheap
thrill. When he got to the register, he told the checker that he too had
forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to
the register for him. She asked him what size, and he stated didn't know.
She asked him to drop his pants. He did, she gave him a quick feel, picked
up the intercom and said, "One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5."

A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen
was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live
female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the register
he told the checker he needed some condoms. She asked him what size and he
said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached
over the counter, gave him one quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and
said...

...."Cleanup, register 5"