Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work

1. It's an incentive to show up.<BR>
2. It reduces stress.<BR>
3. It leads to more honest communications.<BR>
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.<BR>
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.<BR>
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants
to hear.<BR>
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.<BR>
8. It encourages carpooling.<BR>
9. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't
care.<BR>
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.<BR>
11. It makes fellow employees look better.<BR>
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.<BR>
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.<br>
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.<BR>
15. Suddenly, burping during a meeting isn't so embarrassing.<BR>
16. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the
bar.<BR>
17. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.<BR>
18. Everyone agrees the work is better after they've had a couple of
drinks.<BR>
19. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch
break.<BR>
20. Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked. (?)<BR>
21. It promotes foreign relations with the former Soviet Union.<BR>
22. The janitor's closet will finally have a use.<BR>
23. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.<BR>
24. Sitting on the copy machine will no longer be seen as "gross."<BR>
25. Babbling and mumbling incoherently will be common language.<BR>