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Pinocchio



Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain
about splinters when they were having sex.

Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could
help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever
indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened.

A couple of weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily
through town and asked him;

"How's the girlfriend?"

Pinocchio replied;

"Who needs a girlfriend?"






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