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Two women get on an elevator. The first woman reeks of perfume and the
second says, "What's that perfume?"

The first responds, "Chanel #5, $99.00 a bottle."
The elevator stops on the fourth floor and another woman boards reeking
of perfume. The second woman sniffs the air and the third woman says,
"Paradise $149.00 a bottle."

The elevator stops on the sixth floor and the second woman moves to the
front to exit, lifts her skirt and farts. She says as she exits, "Baked
Beans - 49 cents a can."






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