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Old Goat



The young couple invited their aged parson for Sunday
dinner.
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While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the
minister asked their son what they were having.
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"Goat," the little boy replied.
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"Goat?" replied the startled man of the cloth, "Are you
sure about that?"
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"Yep," said the youngster. "I heard Pa say to Ma, 'Might as
well have the old goat for dinner today as any other day.'"






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