Old Friend's Home

A guy was invited to an old friends' home for dinner.
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His buddy preceded every request to his wife by endearing
terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart,
Pumpkin, etc.
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The guy was impressed since he knew the couple had been
married almost 70 years, and while the wife was off in the
kitchen he said to his buddy, "I think it's wonderful that
after all the years you've been married, you still call your
wife those pet names."
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His buddy hung his head. "To tell you the truth, I forgot
her name about ten years ago."

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