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One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the water
cooler at the office. "Veronica, I just don't know what to do," Gloria
said to her friend at work. "That good-looking Alex in accounting asked
me out on a date for Saturday night. Should I go?"


"Oh, my God!" her friend exclaimed. "He'll wine you, dine you, and then
use any ruse to get you up to his apartment. Then he'll rip off your
dress and you'll have fantastic sex!"


"What should I do?" asked Gloria.


Her friend quickly replied, "Wear an old dress."











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