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Morning Sickness



The neighbour dropped in on a friend and found her sitting at the
kitchen table, staring blankly at a half-empty cup of coffee; her
three kids squabbling loudly in the other room.

"What's wrong Marge ?" she asked.

Marge told her that she had "morning sickness."

Surprised, the neighbour said, "I didn't even know you were
pregnant!"

"I'm not." the harried young woman replied. "I'm just damn sick
of mornings."






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