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Million Years



Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close
enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord. .
"God, what does a million years mean to you?"


The Lord replies, "A minute."


Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to
you?"


The Lord replies, "A penny."


Smith asks," Can I have a penny?"


The Lord replies, "In a minute".







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