Mermaid
A Frenchman, an Italian, and a Scotsman were out at the beach. Suddenly
they spied a beautiful mermaid sunning herself in a shoal.
The Frenchman walked up to her with desire in his eyes and said,
"Beautiful mermaid, have you ever been keesed?"
The mermaid said "No, I haven't."
So the Frenchman said, "Zen I weel show you." And the Frenchman kissed the
beautiful mermaid passionately for half an hour.
Then the Italian spoke up. "Mermaid, have-a you ever been fondled?"
The mermaid said "No",
So the Italian said "Then I will-a show you." And the Italian passionately
fondled the mermaid for half an hour.
Then the Scotsman spoke. "Byootiful mairmaid, have ye ever been skrooed?"
The mermaid said, "No, I haven't."
To this the Scotsman replied, "Well ye have now, the tide went out an hour
ago!"
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