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Marine Biology



Marine biology researchers have developed
a new method to fend off shark attacks. If
you are diving and are approached by a
shark they recommend that you swim towards
it aggressively and punch it on the nose
as hard as possible."

"If this doesn't work, beat the shark with
your stump."






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