Male and Female Prayers
Female Prayer:
Before I lay me down to sleep ,<BR>
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,<BR>
One who's handsome, smart and strong,<BR>
One who loves to listen long,<BR>
One who thinks before he speaks,<BR>
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.<BR>
I pray he's gainfully employed,<BR>
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed<BR>
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,<BR>
Massages my back and begs to do more.<BR>
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,<BR>
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"<BR>
I pray that this man will love me to no end,<BR>
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.
Male Prayer:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
Amen
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