for All Those Men Who Say,
" Why Buy The Cow When You Get The Milk For Free"

Here's An Update For You...

Nowaday 80% Of Women Are Against Marriage. Why?

Because Women Realize It's Not Worth Buying An Entire Pig,
Just To Get A Little Sausage.

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