Lighthouse in Texas

I live in Texas. I also have two friends that are blonde and sisters.

One day, they approached me and asked where the lighthouses were. When I
tried to probe a little bit, I was told, "Yeah, they're good paying jobs and
have lots of ads in the paper, but we don't know where the lighthouses are
to apply."

I told them, There are no lighthouses in Texas. Let me see that newspaper."

Sure enough, there were ads for ... "Light Housekeeping needed. Apply in
person."

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