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A Catholic priest, a Protestant minister, and a Jewish rabbi
were discussing when life begins.

"Life begins," said the priest, "at the moment of
fertilization. That is when God instills the spark of life
into the fetus."
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"We believe," said the minister, "that life begins at birth,
because that is when the baby becomes an individual and is
capable of making its own decisions and must learn about
sin."
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"You're both wrong," said the rabbi. "Life begins when the
children have graduated from college and moved out of the
house."






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