Jesus is Watching You!

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone
his flashlight around looking for valuables and
when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack
a strange voice echoed from the dark, saying:
"JESUS IS WATCHING YOU"

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his
flashlight out, and froze.

When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook
his head, promised himself a holiday after the next
big score, then clicked the light back on and began
searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the
stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear
as a bell he heard, "JESUS IS WATCHING YOU".

Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically,
looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the
corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest
on a parrot.

"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.

"Yep" the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just
trying to warn you!"

The burglar relaxed........"Warn me, huh? Who the heck
are you?"

"Moses", replied the bird.

"Moses"! the burglar laughed. "What kind of stupid
people would name a parrot "Moses"?

The bird promptly replied "Probably the same kind of
people who would name their Rottweiler "Jesus"...