Heart Attack

A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband
has not arrived home on time from his regular Saturday
afternoon golf game. As the hours pass she becomes more and
more concerned until, at 8 p.m., the husband finally pulls
into the driveway.
/n
"What happened?" asked the wife. "You should have been home
hours ago!"
/n
"Gus had a heart attack at the third hole," replied the
husband.
/n
"Oh, that's terrible," said the wife.
/n
"I know," the husband answered. "All day long it was, hit
the ball, drag Gus, hit the ball, drag Gus . . . "

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