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Grudge



My mother says she never holds grudges but then
will blindside you with something that happened
years ago.

Last week she said, "You know, you really hurt me
on your birthday."

And I was like, "Which birthday was that?"

So she replied, "The first one. You have a really
big head, you know."







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