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George and the Dragon



A poor vagabond, traveling a country road in England, tired and hungry,
came to a roadside inn with a sign reading: "George and the Dragon." He
knocked.

The innkeeper's wife stuck her head out a window. "Could ye spare some
victuals?" he asked. The woman glanced at his shabby clothes and
obviously poor condition. "No!" she said rather sternly.

"Could I have a pint of ale?" "No!" she said again.

"Could I at least sleep in your stable?" "No!" By this time, she was
fairly shouting.

The vagabond said, "Might I please...?" "What now?" the woman interrupted
impatiently.

"D'ye suppose," he asked, "I might have a word with George?"






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