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"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."<BR>
...George W. Bush

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."<BR>
...George W. Bush to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."<BR>
...George W. Bush

"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican"<BR>
...George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."<BR>
...George W. Bush

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."<BR>
...George W. Bush 9/22/97

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."<BR>
...George W. Bush, 9/5/93

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."<BR>
...George W. Bush, 9/18/95

"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George Bush may or may not make."<BR>
...George W. Bush

"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."<BR>
...Governor George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."<BR>
...George W. Bush

"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."<BR>
...George W. Bush

"Public speaking is very easy."<BR>
...George W. Bush to reporters






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