Gender
You may not know that many nonliving things have a gender. <BR>
For example...
1) Ziploc Bags- <BR>
They are Male, because they hold everything in,
but you can see right through them.
2) Copiers- <BR>
They are Female, because once turned off,
it takes a while to warm them up again.
It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are
pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3) Tire- <BR>
Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
4) Hot Air Balloon- <BR>
Male, because, to get it to go anywhere,
you have to light a fire under it,
and of course, there's the hot air part.
5) Sponges- <BR>
Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
6) Web Page- <BR>
Female, because it's always getting hit on.
7) Subway- <BR>
Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
8) Hourglass- <BR>
Female, because over time,
the weight shifts to the bottom.
9) Hammer- <BR>
Male, because it hasn't changed much
over the last 5,000 years,
but it's handy to have around.
10) Remote Control- <BR>
Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male.
But consider this-it gives a man pleasure,
he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't
always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
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