Focus Please

There were these twin sisters just turning one hundred years old in a
nursing home and the editor of the local newspaper, "The Distorter",
told a photographer to get over there and take the pictures of these
100 year old twin bitteys.

One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite
well.

The photographer asked them to sit on the sofa and the deaf one said
to her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "HE SAID, WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON
THE SOFA!", said the other.

"Now get a little closer together", said the cameraman. Again, "WHAT
DID HE SAY?" "HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE!" So they wiggled up
close to each other.

"Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little", said the
photographer. Yet again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "HE SAYS HE'S JUST GONNA
FOCUS!"

With a big grin the deaf twin shouted out, "OH MY GOD - BOTH OF US?"