Florida

I've sure gotten old. I've had 2 By-pass surgeries. A hip
replacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer, and diabetes.
I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, I'm winded,
and subject to blackouts.

I have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation, hardly feel
my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have
lost all my friends.

But... Thank God, I still have my Florida driver's license.

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A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game. During the game the guys notice the girl knew just as much about the game as themselves, and are really impressed. After the game they ask her, "How is it that you know so much about baseball?" She says, "Well, I used ...

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