Father

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and
noticed he had his collar on backwards.

The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, who was
a priest, said, " I am a Father."

The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."
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The priest looked up from his book and answered, "I am the Father of
many."
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The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two
grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way."
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The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the Father of hundreds" and
went back to reading his book.
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The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and
said,"Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your
collar."