Elementary School

George Bush goes to a primary [elementary] school to talk about the war.
After his talk, he opens the floor to questions. One little boy puts up his hand
and George asks him what his name is. "Billy, he says."

"And what is your question, Billy?"

I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever
happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue
after recess. When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right - question
time. Who has a question?" Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and
asks him his name

"Steve, he says"

"And what is your question, Steve?"

"I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second,
why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin
Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the f**k happened to Billy?"