Definitions By Gender

THINGY (thing-ee) n. <BR>
female: Any part under a car's hood. <BR>
male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. <BR>
female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. <BR>
male: Playing football without a helmet.

COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. <BR>
female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. <BR>
male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.

BUTT (but) n. <BR>
female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger." <BR>
male: What you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.

COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. <BR>
female: A desire to get married and raise a family. <BR>
male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. <BR>
female: A good movie, concert, play or book. <BR>
male: Anything that can be done while drinking.

FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. <BR>
female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion. <BR>
male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.

MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. <BR>
female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. <BR>
male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.

REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. <BR>
female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another. <BR>
male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every three minutes.