Dear Abby
Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has
recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus.
My parents live in Fort Worth and one of my sisters,
who lives in Pflugerville, is married to a
transvestite. My father and mother have recently been
arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are
financially dependent on my other two sisters, who
are prostitutes in Dallas.
I have two brothers, one is currently serving a
non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder
of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is
currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual
misconduct with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former
prostitute who lives in Longview. She is a part time
"working girl".
All things considered, my problem is this: I love my
fiancé' and look forward to bringing her into the
family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest
with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who supports John
Kerry for President?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
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