Computer Women

A .. HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers
everything you say and do,FOREVER.!!!

B... WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that
she can't do anything right, but you
can't live without her.

C... EXCEL Woman: They say she can do
a lot of things but you mostly use her
for only four of your basic needs.

D... SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for
nothing functional, but at least she
is exciting, colourful, and lots of fun!

E... INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access
and hard to keep running.!!!

F... SERVER Woman: Claims to be available
to you, but Always busy when you need her.

G... MULTIMEDIA Woman: She has a way of
making horrible things look very beautiful.

H... CD-ROM Woman: She always has you on
the move, going faster and faster.!!!

I... E-MAIL Woman: Out of Every ten things
she says, eight are plain nonsense.

J... VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE";
when you are least expecting her, she shows
up, installs herself, and starts gobbling
up all your resources. If you try to uninstall her, you will lose
almost every thing. If you don't try to
uninstall her, you will still have nothing.