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A missionary gets sent into deepest darkest Africa and goes
to live with a tribe there.

He spends years with the people, teaching them to read, write,
and the good Christian ways of the white man. One thing he
particularly stresses is the evils of sexual sin. Thou must not
fornicate or commit adultery!

One day, the wife of one of the Tribe's noblemen gives birth to a
white child. The village is shocked and the chief is sent by his
people to talk with the missionary. "You have taught us of the evils
of sexual sin, yet here a black woman gives birth to a white child.
You are the only white man that has ever set foot in our village.
It doesn't take a genius to figure out what has been going on!"

The missionary replies: "No, no, my good man. You are mistaken.
What you have here is a natural occurrence - what is called an albino.
Look over there to your fields. You see a field of white sheep, and yet
amongst them is one black one. Nature does this on occasion."

The chief pauses for a moment then says, "Tell you what, you don't say
anything about the black sheep, and I won't say anything about the white child."






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