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Christmas With Saiint Peter



Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
pearly gates.
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"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each
possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
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The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.
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You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.
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The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of
keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells" . Saint Peter said you may pass
through the pearly gates.
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The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
/n
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And
just what do those symbolize?"
/n
The man replied, "They're Carols".






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