Buying Flowers

Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking
down the street and pass a flower shop where the
redhead happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers.

She sighs and says, 'Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying
me flowers again.'

The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, 'You
don't like getting flowers?'

The redhead says, 'I love getting flowers, but he
always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I
just don't feel like spending the next three days on
my back with my legs in the air.'

The blonde says, 'Don't you have a vase?

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