Boudreaux's Wife had a Baby

Way down in Louisiana, Boudreaux's old lady had been pregnant for some
time and now the time had come. So he brought her to the doctor and the doctor
began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy and the doctor looked over at
Boudreaux and said, "Hey, Boudreaux! You just had you-self a son! Ain't dat
grand!" Boudreaux got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up and
said, "Hold on! We ain't finished yet!"

The doctor then delivered a little girl. He said, "Hey, Boudreaux! You
got you-self a daughter! She a pretty lil ting, too." Boudreaux got kind of
puzzled by this and then the doctor said, "Hold on, we still ain't got done
yet!" The doctor then delivered another boy and said, "Boudreaux, you just had
you-self another boy!"

When Boudreaux and his wife went home with their 3 children, he sat
down with his wife and said, "Mama, you remember dat night what we run out of
Vaseline and we had to use dat dere tree-in-one Oil?"

His wife said, "Yeah, I do!"

Boudreaux said, "Man, it's a dang good ting we didn't use no WD-forty.