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Blonde Cowboy



The Sheriff in a small Texas town walks out in the
street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk
with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his
boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he
is locking him up, he asks
"Why in the world are you dressed like this?"
/n
The Cowboy says "Well it's like this Sheriff. I was in
the bar down the road and this pretty little red head
asks me to go out to her motor home with
her so I did.

We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to
pull off my shirt so I did.
/n
Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off
my pants so I did.
/n
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off
my shorts so I did.

Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy
and says, "Now go to town cowboy... "
/n
And here I am.






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