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Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in
the White House. She has waited so long.....

The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best
serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie."

"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary says, "How
can I best serve my country?"

Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."

"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... Hillary says, "How
can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."






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