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Barney Christmas


To be sung to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer"

Barney got run over by a tractor
Best of all it happened on TV
All the little children are unhappy
I am just beside myself with glee

He was singing to the kiddies
"You Wuv Me and I Wuv You"
Now he is just a piece of roadkill
Some furry purple bits of dino-goo.

Chorus

I don't think the children like me
But though I killed him, it's not wrong
We're saved from evil propaganda
That purple, nazi mind-controller's gone

Chorus

My trial date is set for Tuesday
I won't get off (so I've been told)
10 million kiddies saw me do it
And the judge and jury all are six years old......



Thanks to Raneboux


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