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A young boy enters a barbershop and the barber whispers to
his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch
while I prove it to you."
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The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters
in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do
you want, son?"
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The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
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"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never
learns!"
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Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy
coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you
a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the
dollar bill?"
/n
The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take
the dollar, the game's over!"






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