Barbecue

A man and his wife were working in their garden 1 day and
the man looks over at his wife and says "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big.
I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and
measured the grill and then went over to where his wife was
working and measured his wife's bottom.

"Yes, I was right, your butt is 2" wider than the
barbecue!!!"

The woman chose to ignore her husband

Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky.
He makes some advances towards his wife who completely
brushes him off, "What's wrong?" he asks.

She answers: " Do you really think I'm going to fire up this
big-ass grill for one little weenie ?"