A Funny Joke
Close
Joking Jokes - Be Funny!

Automatic Aeroplane



The world's first fully computerized airliner was ready for its maiden flight without pilots or crew. The plane taxied to the loading area automatically, its doors opened automatically, the steps came out automatically. The passengers boarded the plane and took their seats.

The steps retreated automatically, the doors closed, and the airplane taxied toward the runway.

"Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen," a voice intoned. "Welcome to the debut of the world's first fully computerized airliner. Everything on this aircraft is run electronically. Just sit back and relax. Nothing can go wrong ... Nothing can go wrong...nothing can go wrong...."


Views 1555
343 Funny / 382 Not Funny
By Unknown

Share on FacebookShare on Facebook     Digg!
Refering URL:
Latest Funny Users
kdVaIznKQwU
(Joke Apprentice)
xgpObaACkc
(Joke Apprentice)
xjyuekofBNiqGFs
(Joke Apprentice)
xjyuekofBNiqGFs
(Joke Apprentice)
DonaldTrogs
(Joke Apprentice)

Become a User
Username: 
Password: 
Email: 

Sex: 

Status:


A Funny Joke

Contraceptive98

News just in of Microsoft's latest venture: Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating every aspect of American life with the introduction of Contraceptive98, a suite of applications designed for users who engage in sex. Microsoft has been a pioneer in peer-to-peer connectivity ...