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A Few Pounds



A woman had gained a few pounds. It was most
noticeable to her when she squeezed into a pair
of her old blue jeans.

Wondering if the added weight was noticeable to
everyone else, she asked her husband, "Honey,
do these jeans make me look like the side of
the house?"

"No, dear, not at all," he replied, "Our house
isn't blue."






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