A Funny Joke
Close
Joking Jokes - Be Funny!

50th Anniversary


A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary.

On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he's getting sentimental because they're celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, "No, I was thinking about the time before we got married.

Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he'd have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn't marry you. Tomorrow I would've been a free man!"


Views 6438
617 Funny / 636 Not Funny
By Unknown

Share on FacebookShare on Facebook     Digg!
Refering URL:
Latest Funny Users
PKHqxURNACTud
(Joke Apprentice)
WilliamAlife
(Joke Apprentice)
3fyhbxKM
(Joke Apprentice)
JerryDit
(Joke Apprentice)
Jamespah
(Joke Apprentice)

Become a User
Username: 
Password: 
Email: 

Sex: 

Status:


A Funny Joke

Three is equal to four

Theorem: 3=4 Proof: Suppose: a + b = c This can also be written as: 4a - 3a + 4b - 3b = 4c - 3c After reorganizing: 4a + 4b - 4c = 3a + 3b - 3c Take the constants out of the brackets: 4 * (a+b-c) = 3 * (a+b-c) Remove the same term left and right: 4 = 3