50 Dollars

A couple return from their honeymoon and it's obvious to
everyone that they are not talking to each other.
The groom's best man takes him aside and asks what is wrong,
"Well," replied the man "when we had finished making love on
the first night, as I got up to go to the bathroom I put a $50 bill on the pillow without thinking."

"Oh, I shouldn't worry about that too much," said his friend "I'm sure your wife
will get over it soon enough - she can't expect you to have been saving
yourself all these years!"

The groom nodded gently and said, "I don't know if I can get
over it though,she gave me $20 change."

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