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38 Revolver



An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson
to his bed. "Grandson I wanna you lisin to me. I want for you to
take my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa I really don’t like guns, how about you leaving me
your Rolex watch instead. "

"You lisina to me, soma day you goin a be
runna da bussiness, you goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa money,
a big home and maybe a couple of bambino."

"Soma day you goina coma home and maybe finda you wife in bed
with another man. What do you do than?
Point to your watch and say TIMES UP?"





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