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$1000 in the Collection Plate


Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection
plate. This went on for weeks until the priest, overcome
by curiosity, approached her. "Sister, I couldn't help
but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection
plate," he stated.

"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and what I don't need I give to
the church."

"That's wonderful, how much does he send
you?"

"Oh, $20,000 a week."

"Your son is very successful, what does he do for a living?"

"He is a veterinarian," she answered.

"That is a very honorable profession. Where does he practice?"

"Well, he has one cat house in Las Vegas and another in Reno."






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