$1000 in the Collection Plate
Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection
plate. This went on for weeks until the priest, overcome
by curiosity, approached her. "Sister, I couldn't help
but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection
plate," he stated.
"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and what I don't need I give to
the church."
"That's wonderful, how much does he send
you?"
"Oh, $20,000 a week."
"Your son is very successful, what does he do for a living?"
"He is a veterinarian," she answered.
"That is a very honorable profession. Where does he practice?"
"Well, he has one cat house in Las Vegas and another in Reno."
plate. This went on for weeks until the priest, overcome
by curiosity, approached her. "Sister, I couldn't help
but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection
plate," he stated.
"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and what I don't need I give to
the church."
"That's wonderful, how much does he send
you?"
"Oh, $20,000 a week."
"Your son is very successful, what does he do for a living?"
"He is a veterinarian," she answered.
"That is a very honorable profession. Where does he practice?"
"Well, he has one cat house in Las Vegas and another in Reno."
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