Wife's Diaphragm
A businessman and his secretary, overcome by passion,
retire to his house for what is popularly termed a "nooner."
"Don't worry," he purrs. "My wife is out of town on a
business trip, there's no risk."
As one thing leads to another, the woman reaches into her
purse and suddenly gasps, "We have to stop, I forgot to bring
birth control!"
"No problem," her lover replies. "I'll get my wife's diaphragm."
After a few minutes of searching, he returns to the bedroom in
a fury. "That witch!" he exclaims. "She took it with her! I
always knew she didn't trust me!"
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