The Black Bra

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.

One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married
for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze
our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a
mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:<BR>
The other night my boyfriend came over and found me with a black leather
bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.He saw me
and said, ' You are the woman of my dreams.. I love you.
Then we made love all night long.

The mistress:<BR>
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing
the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I
opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:<BR>
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black
stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said,
"What's for dinner, Batman?"