Butt Measurement
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man
looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting
really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the
barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill
and then went over to where his wife was working and
measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches
wider than the barbecue!!!" The woman chose to
ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He
makes some advances towards his wife who completely
brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass
grill for one little weenie?"
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