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Life Before The Computer



Memory was something you lost with age

An application was for employment

A program was a TV show

A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano

A web was a spider's home

A virus was the flu

A CD was a bank account

A hard drive was a long trip on the road


A mouse pad was where a mouse lived



And if you had a 3 inch floppy ..

... you just hoped nobody ever found out!!






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