Top 10 Caddy Comments
10. Golfer: Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake! <br>
Caddy: Think you can keep your head down that long?
9. Golfer: I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course! <br>
Caddy: Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth!
8. Golfer: Do you think my game is improving? <br>
Caddy: Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now!
7. Golfer: Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron? <br>
Caddy: Eventually!
6. Golfer: You've got to be the worst caddy in the world! <br>
Caddy: I don't think so. That would be too much of a coincidence!
5. Golfer: Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's toomuch of a distraction.<br>
Caddy: It's not a watch, it's a compass!
4. Golfer: How do you like my game? <br>
Caddy: Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf.
3. Golfer: Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday? <br>
Caddy: The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day.
2. Golfer: This is the worst course I've ever played on.<br>
Caddy: This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago.
And the #1 best caddy comment:
Golfer: That can't be my ball, it's too old. <br>
Caddy: It's been a long time since we teed off, sir.
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