Mike Tyson

Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does
best... find a woman with whom he may "commiserate". After a
wild night of getting it on, it's time for the young lady to
leave. As she's getting dressed, she and Mike are having a
conversation.

She says, "Lotsa guys want to know how it was. Well, I have
good news and bad news for you. Which would you like first?"

Mike thinks for a moment and says, "What the hell, give me the
good news."

She tells him, "The good news is that you're bigger than Magic Johnson."

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N equals N plus one

Theorem: n=n+1 Proof: (n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1 Bring 2n+1 to the left: (n+1)^2 - (2n+1) = n^2 Substract n(2n+1) from both sides and factoring, we have: (n+1)^2 - (n+1)(2n+1) = n^2 - n(2n+1) Adding 1/4(2n+1)^2 to both sides yields: (n+1)^2 - (n+1)(2n+1) + 1/4(2n+1)^2 = n^2 - n(2n+1) + ...

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